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I'm tired of my dog humping me. I need a real boyfriend.

You shouldn't date when you're living out of your car.

This whole lesbian thing probably makes it harder to find a guy.

If this is what your ideal guy looks like then you may have a problem.

Showing that you're an alcoholic before you meet may not be the best way to go.

I think you're missing something.

You're having problems finding someone?

Showing that "O" face.

Yeah this really shows a lot. A lot of nothing.

I'm not quite sure this is what they meant when they said put your best foot forward.