Dear New York City:
I can't express enough how much I love the opportunity to experience new things and meet new people.
Oh, p.s. I WANT A BABY.
A little about me:
I love dancing (to attract men with whom to have a baby), reading (about babies), anything outdoors (where I can be seen by men who might want to impregnate me), and most water related activities (so I can have fun imagining what any potential babies in my stomach may one day experience.)
I love shopping (two reasons - I can look at everyone elses babies in the store, but, more importantly, I can buy clothing by which to lure potential sperm donors) and generally, just having a "good time" (thinking about babies).
I'm ideally looking for a friend with similar interests and personality (or not), with enough differences to challenge me to the next level, which, of course, involves having 3-4 babies.
XOXO,
Baby
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
I WANT A BABY
Posted by Mike at 8:55 AM
Labels: My Nuts are Hiding
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If she thinks babies grow in her stomach, she's got bigger problems than trying to find a sperm donor.
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