If you belong to any 'faith-based' religion...don't bother contacting me. I am a self proclaimed hedonistic instigator with no interest in dumb men who want their egos stroked or want petite/cute-cuddly/short/lovable-romantic/asian/easily dominated prey.
If you're looking for someone to have a few beers, shoot pool, or feel like bothering the human race for sheer sport, then step on up. I am single, never married, no kids, and totally healthy.
I am not bisexual, gay, or interested in entertaining the male race with tantric massage excuses. I absolutely cannot stand the new-age, flaky, extremely liberal crowd.
I don't like 'pretty boys' who need lots of attention ...particularly those that 'string' along a few women at a time because they enjoy the control freak game. -Yuppies, hippies, metrosexuals, preppies, NASCAR/sports fanatics, and atypical professional-business types should look elsewhere. I don't dress to impress, and live a low-matainance lifestyle.
If you
· are married (or mess around with married couples)
· involved in a relationship
· are of an ethnic background which isn't Irish
· have kids
· messy divorce issues
· have a boring career/life
· are republican/conservative
· are fat/flabby, smoke
· do drugs (or have addiction problems)
· have a criminal record
· stupid, lazy
· soley depend upon videogames/internet for self-entertainment
· are clinically insane
· listen to stupid music (Yanni)
· are hairy/poor hygiene
· have no life
· stay indoors on a regular basis
· have anger management problems
· are white trash
· are a nerd/geek
· are below the age of 35 (I prefer 35-42)
· are infected with an STD/incurable disease
...then GO AWAY and don't bother me.
If you cannot 'hang' in an Irish police/fire bar, than keep on 'truckin. I listen to serious hardcore (Disturbed, Pantera, Nonpoint) which fit's my lifestyle. If you are someone who has to ask "turn that music down!", then you're too old.
What career guy I am looking for: If you belong to the government world/involved with first responder work (fire, police, US&R, military) and have a suitable clearance level and meet the previous criteria, then you're 'golden' for at least an email in response.
I work with every type of first responder, all levels of law enforcement, military and federal support during active incident operations in the field.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
The few, the proud, the rare 1% will succeed
Posted by Mike at 6:47 AM
Labels: It's All About Me
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Yeah, 'clinically insane' is probably a deal breaker.
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