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Looking for a single, gentleman lawyer - 37

LOCATION: Houston

(First, you must be absolutely SINGLE, not bisexual, no girlfriend and certainly no wife. If you are not absolutely single and a straight male, don't even bother emailing me as you are just wasting your time.)

I have an interest in possibly becoming a paralegal and consequently would like to try dating a lawyer. You must be willing to date a few months without expecting any consummation of our relationship. Obviously I have a direct personality, have red hair and green eyes and am thick. I have been told all my life that I am very pretty and men tell me I have a fun, quirky, nice personality. I can be very creative and am looking for someone who I connect with on an intellectual level. If you like NPR, the author Dave Barry and work as a lawyer (especially trial law), and are a gentleman, let's chat.