Just a little more head

Here are some more strange headlines.

• I will judge you on how well you parallel park.


• Drinking coffee out of plastic makes you impotent.


• I’d date me if I could!


• Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again.


• Do we go on 3 or is it 1, 2, 3, then go?


• Don’t be a mushroom. I hate mushrooms.


• Only boring people get bored. Bored yet?


• If I could rearrange the alphabet, “I” would be at the top.


• Beauty Fades. Dumb is Forever.


• I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!


• It says, 'I Choo-choo-choose You,' and there's a picture of a train!


• Life is like a can of corn...


• Fuzzy inside out


• Did you buy that at the dollar store?


• Just because you put wheels on my grandmother, does not make her a bus.


• I feel you dancing in my chest!


• Looking for the female version of yourself?


• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.