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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Headliner

  • Ashes to ashes; dust to dust; Life is short, so party we must.

  • Sensi the night dragon drifted through the sky, her beautiful fragrance charmed those in her wake.

  • Turtles are green.

  • No, no, no, see-- the pig was on fire WHILE I was chasing it.

  • Shake it like a salt shaker.

  • Good morning, good afternoon, and if I don’t see you, good night.

  • There are 10 pins in my to go for a strike?

  • 2% and I don’t mean milk.

  • I’ve got a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

  • If only a closed mind came with a closed mouth.

  • Sherlock aint got nothing on me!

  • You can’t make me put anything here.

  • I never grow older cause I drink from waterfalls.

  • Never thought I’d have an admirer from overseas, but somebody’s sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.

  • eenie, meenie, miney, moe; catch this woman by her toe.

  • I want Mr. Sensitivity since Mr. Right doesn’t exist!

  • Where is my plastic surgeon?

  • Did you know that 1 in 12 kids gets their head stuck in a bucket?

  • My prince took the wrong turn, got lost, and was too damn stubborn to ask for directions.

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