((Not truly a dating request, but too funny to pass up. Also not the picture.))
I bought this IKEA table and i can’t assemble it. Come over and put it together for me and I’ll masturbate while you do it. With a dildo. And I will serve you unlimited iced tea. I’m 37 and not amazing looking but totally serviceable.
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Okay... well, there is something to be said for honesty....
LOL And I bet she had some takers, too! Wait...are you sure it was a woman? Hahaha!
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