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Monday, October 12, 2009

Services Wanted

((Not truly a dating request, but too funny to pass up. Also not the picture.))

I bought this IKEA table and i can’t assemble it. Come over and put it together for me and I’ll masturbate while you do it. With a dildo. And I will serve you unlimited iced tea. I’m 37 and not amazing looking but totally serviceable.

2 People said what they thought:

Tawnya said...

Okay... well, there is something to be said for honesty....

Beth said...

LOL And I bet she had some takers, too! Wait...are you sure it was a woman? Hahaha!