That's a New Spin

A Decent Proposal

I want to find a man who is cute, and fun/ny, and non sexual predator to lay on the beach with me. This would be to discourage predators who lurk on the beach. I just want to get sun and not be sexually harassed. You will probably be asking by now, what's in this for me. Well, you can also work on your tan, and will be able to attract the attention of women better. We know there are women who love the challenge of taking another's man, they will give you attention you'd NEVER get on your own, or when hanging with the guys. Best of all, I just want a tan, am cute, non-jealous(will pretend to be in order to increase you chances with trampy women), am great with improv, and will go along with any premeditated bullshit stories you may tell. So if you are some where around 20's 30's, youthful, cute, not married/attached, reasonably sane, fun, and think this sounds appealing, let me know. Am flexible about location.