Dating Ebonics

LOCATION: London

hi.im dee n i am 28.i am a single mom of 2.i like 2go out with my m8s 4 a drink 2 the pub 2 let my hair down n b me.i am easy goin n just in it 2 av a laugh.if this is 4u drop me a line.

A Few Holiday Presents

See I'm a good girl I wear panties.

I love a woman that has a pole in the middle of her bed.

I don't have to smile cuz I have breasts.

Where are you living? Under a counter?

STOP SHOUTING!!!

KNOW I HAVE SOME SEXY PICS ON MY PROFILE, BUT I AM NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE FOR JUST SEX OR FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND.I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE THAT HAS A HEART AND WANTS A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH A WOMAN WITH A HEART OF GOLD.IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR JUST SEX,THEN LOOK THE OTHER WAY!I AM LOOKING FOR AN HONEST,FAITHFUL, EASYGOING, AND ROMANTIC MAN. ALSO, THAT LIKES HOLDING HANDS, CUDDLING, AND THAT IS A GREAT KISSER.I NEED ONE MAN TO SHOW ME THAT THEY ARE NOT ALL ALIKE. SOMEONE THAT WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AS MUCH AS I WILL WITH HIM.SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO BE WITH ME AS MUCH AS I DO WITH HIM.SOMEONE THAT ENJOYS KIDS FOR THEY ARE PART OF THE PACKAGE. HE MUST NOT SMOKE. I DON'T LIKE KISSING ASHTRAYS!SOMEONE THAT IS NOT ARROGANT AS WELL AS NOT STUBBORN,SELFISH OR CONTROLLING, AS THOSE ARE ANOTHER BIG TURN OFF TO ME. SOMEONE THAT IS INTO NASCAR, DANCING, MUSIC, MOVIES, AMUSEMENT PARKS, BEACHES, AND CONCERTS.IF YOU ARE MOST OF THE ABOVE, YOU MAY BE THE ONE FOR ME. I WANT A GUY WHO WOULD MOVE THE HAIR AWAY FROM MY EYES AND THEN KISS ME.HOLD MY HAND IN LINE AT THE MALL AND MAKE ALL THE GIRLS JEALOUS.SOMEONE WHO WOULD SING TO ME AT RANDOM MOMENTS.WHO WOULD LET ME SLEEP ON THEIR CHEST.A MAN WHO WOULD GET MAD AT SOMEONE IF THEY CALLED ME UGLY OR WAS MEAN TO ME.I WANT SOMEONE WHO WOULD CALL ME AT LEAST 3 TIMES A DAY IF HE WENT AWAY.SOMEONE WHO WOULD LET ME GOSSIP TO HIM AND WOULD JUST SMILE AND AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAID.HE WOULD THROW STUFFED ANIMALS AT ME WHEN I ACTED SILLY AND THEN KISS ME A THOUSAND TIMES.SOMEONE WHO WOULD MAKE FUN OF ME JUST TO MAKE ME LAUGH.HE WOULD TAKE ME TO THE PARK AND PUT HIS HANDS AROUND MY WAIST AND GIVE ME BIG BEAR HUGS ALL THE TIME.HE WOULD TELL ALL HIS FRIENDS ABOUT ME AND SMILE WHEN HE DID IT.HE WOULD NEVER BE AFRAID TO SAY I LOVE YOU IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS,AND WE'D ARGUE ABOUT SILLY THINGS AND THEN MAKE UP.I WANT A MAN THAT WOULD KISS ME AT MIDNIGHT ON NEW YEARS AND COUNT STARS WITH ME.WHO WOULD STAY HOME WITH ME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO HELP ME MAKE DINNER AND WATCH MOVIES TOGETHER UNDER THE SAME BLANKET.SOMEONE WHO WOULD TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL WHENEVER I THINK I'M NOT.WHO WOULD MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE NO ONE ELSE COULD.BUT MOSTLY,I WANT SOMEONE WHO WOULD BE MY BEST FRIEND AND WOULD NEVER BREAK MY HEART!

Being Drunk is a Great Night?

Bombshell on a Mission

LOCATION: Florida

I consider myself an outgoing type of girl. I can describe a good time as being out at a club all night, coming home and being considerably drunk and exhausted, or I can simply have a good time having an intriguing and witty conversation in the ideal atmosphere. I'm not perfect, though I can sometimes strive to be, I'm slowly learning to love the imperfections that make me and what others have. Alone, or when I get to know someone I'm silly, I absolutely love to laugh. I like getting in the depth of someone's mind and especially love the company of a person. I'm currently a full time student at Broward College and expect to start a paralegal program early next year. I'd like to find someone educated, that takes an interest in learning themselves. I love being wild, and adore being in the company of someone who is just as wild. I'm 5'6, blond, light skin and blue eyes. I'm of white origin, French-Canadian/Irish naturally, and weigh about 115 pounds. I eat right, and attempt to exercise often. I'm not shy at all, and on one occasion or another I've been told I'm "up front, or extremely blunt", especially when it comes to what I want; whatever that may be. I'm a very classy type of girl, I'm always in heels and I always go all out. I'm an intellectual, and looking for someone equally adequate to me in every way possible or more. Someone that I could consider my absolute "partner in crime". Goal wise, because I believe everyone should have them, is to exceed in school and to reach my full potential, physically and mentally. Anything else?;P.

As for photos, I have plenty more.

Complaining Isn't Going to Help

Looing for my prince charming

LOCATION: Florida

UPDATE: New Year....New Profile.......Listen Guys....what is it going to take? I'm not looking for a needle in a haystack here! I'm quite simple and easy going....not to say i'm simple!!! I know what i want and i'm waiting for him!! Like in my later comment..."I have met a number of men I can live with, but I have yet to meet the man I can't live without"!! So why is this so hard to find? I HAVE met a number of great guys but i'm still waiting for the "ONE". I know your out there. Most of you men that i have met are long distance which is a definiate problem. So if you think your are the "ONE" i can't live without...please send me an email and tell me why you think you're the one??????I believe in what I call my "Three Ships", Companionship (dinner, movies, etc.) then Friendship, and if it was meant to be maybe then comes Relationship. If not at least you will have a new friend.I have recently moved to Newberry, Florida, just west of Gainesville......GO GATORS :). I love most anything outside from fishing, camping, walking on the beach, sporting events, swimming, boating, dancing, grilling out, etc. I love going to the movies or just staying home cuddling on the couch.Life isn't measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

Tuesday Fun

I guess this is one way to spread the Christmas cheer.

I'm looking for someone to call daddy.

Yes I'm desperate to get married.

Don't try to take your picture while you're drunk.

Friday's Round Up

You might want to show us what you're about instead of showing us what you want.

Okay we get that you're friendly.

What is up with women and the eye picture?

Some anger issues?

That's a lot of ribbons?

Ah the old finger sucking trick. Works every time.

Friday's Happy Ending

Yeah I bet this got a lot of hits.

I don't care if he's your friend. No one's going to email you.

She looks so happy and upbeat.


I don't know how this has made it under the radar.

Ooo a friendly chick.

Don't shoot me! I'll go out with you.

Profile Pictures of the Day

Well I guess we know their not real.

Boy did you just waste your money.

The Breakfast club today.

Please don't treat me like a sex object.

Sexy Sunday

Are you sure this isn't a Fredrick's of Hollywood catalog?

Did you forget something?

I feel like I'm watching one of the Saw movies.


Licking your own breast is always the best way to get that family man.

Ah yes the bathroom. The sexiest room in the house.

Are you here to meet a guy or a tattoo artist?

That's one way to make your breasts look bigger.

Did you forget something also?

Sex & Other Stuff

Now are you sure you're looking for a guy?

The mystery woman. You know there's a knife behind that fan.

Jeez lady get your kids some treatment for their acne problem.


I think you're missing a button there.

It's the Asian Xena.

Tacky Thursday Pictures

OMG!!! It's a hand!

It's a woman in a box.

That's right make sure you get a good shot of the girls.

Taking a picture after a night of drinking isn't the best idea. Oh you weren't drinking, then I'm sorry.

I want a non-sexual relationship.

Can you get any farther away? Well at least put an apple on your head so I can shoot it off.

Your drunk BF probably wasn't the best one to take your picture.

Okay I'm speechless.

You do know how to pucker, don't you?

Titillating Tuesday

The tongues have it.

You may have wanted to the first date to show the handcuffs.

That's sure to get a lot of attention. I'm not quite sure its what you want though.

Intergalactic space goggles.

If you can afford a dating site you can afford a new camera.

Really nice hair.