The Best/Worse of Profile Names

Your profile name is like a brand name. It will sell you or sink you real fast.

1. Neverfaithful – well you get 10 out of 10 for honesty but I bet you don’t get many dates.

2. Loveonly4you – and the other 30 women you contacted today. Sorry overly slushy is not attractive.

3. ManiacKiller – hey let’s meet soon, somewhere dark and devoid of witnesses!!

4. Boredofdating – well if you are bored of dating then why are you on a dating site? That just screams I want a husband and I want one now.

5. I’mboring – not going to want to read the rest of your profile then am I?

6. Falsetits44 – you have to be kidding me, you want to advertise that you are 44 and just had a boob job?

7. Princesstopamper – that just screams you are going to be high maintenance and hard work.

8. Stretchmarks – okay so you have had babies and now have stretchmarks but do you think that is the first thing you should tell some about you?