Going for the classy just my bra look.
I love a girl that has a pole in the middle of her living room.
Going for the seducing silk shirt and nothing else.
Smurfette all grown up.
Going for the classy just my bra look.
I love a girl that has a pole in the middle of her living room.
Going for the seducing silk shirt and nothing else.
Smurfette all grown up.
Posted by Mike at 9:32 AM 1 People said what they thought
Labels: Lookie lookie lookie
It's pretty sad when the only good pic of you is you hugging two other men.
I guess she's already telling me who's going to wear the pants in the relationship.
Posted by Mike at 2:15 PM 0 People said what they thought
Labels: Lookie lookie lookie
Are you showing off your tat or that you wear a thong?
Yes having other men in your life is a huge turn on.
Posted by Mike at 7:47 AM 2 People said what they thought
Labels: Lookie lookie lookie
Pictures with guys are becoming so common place I can't beleive it.
Even more common is the multiple girls in a picture. Are you so less than that you need some one else to sell you.
Look at my nose hairs. Aren't they magnificant.
Posted by Mike at 12:05 PM 1 People said what they thought
Labels: Lookie lookie lookie
If you're going to use sex you need to make sure the girls are there.
Putting the best cheek forward.
Posted by Mike at 12:01 PM 0 People said what they thought
Labels: Lookie lookie lookie
Letting the girls do your talking for you. (This was the only normal one of the bunch.)
If I got this look from across the table on the first date I would be scared. Lorena Bobbitt scared.
Posted by Mike at 10:13 AM 0 People said what they thought
Labels: Lookie lookie lookie
If you can tie the stem in to a knot then you might have something.
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to sit this way?
Posted by Mike at 10:10 AM 1 People said what they thought
Labels: Lookie lookie lookie
Posted by Mike at 11:07 AM 1 People said what they thought
Labels: Lookie lookie lookie
Well I hope it's not the guy. The ghost woman might be interesting though.
I see your favorite hobby is sleeping.
Posted by Mike at 11:00 AM 0 People said what they thought
Labels: Lookie lookie lookie
No Job? Never Call? Hate cats and/or dogs? YOU could be next!
LOCATION: Norfolk
Well, since I seem to have a very specific type, I'll just lay it out there.
I'm apparently really into the shiftless layabouts. If you are unemployed, unmotivated and possibly still live with your parents... you could be next in my long line of failed relationships! Just think of it... an educated woman to show you how things work (hey, I'm even handy around the house - you won't have to raise a finger!). A woman with drive, ambition and goals to contrast your utter lack of motivation. A girl with a thick skin who can roll with the punches and both dish out AND take jokes... I'll be happy to be the one who doesn't sugar-coat things so that you can blame ME for all of your hurt feelings and failures. It's probably even ALREADY my fault and you haven't even emailed me!
I am completely co-depedant, so you don't have to worry about me booting you to the curb over petty things (like finances, commitment or general civility). In fact, you could probably take my cash, sleep with another girl and then come over and break some things in my house and I'd just clean it up and continue along our path of destruction.
So if you're looking for a lady to use and abuse, I'm your girl! I have a house, a car, a life, friends, pets and my shit together. Please, I need some sort of zeitgeist in my life to screw all of this up! It's been way too long since I've been reminded of how awesome it is to be undervalued.
I'm over on minutes this month, otherwise I'd put my phone number up for you to call right away (either from your parents' landline or collect, from jail). So just email me and maybe we can work something out. Pick you up? Well, yeah, if you need me to! Williamsburg? No problem. It's only about an hour's drive. I don't mind one bit, I've got nothing but time!
Posted by Mike at 1:15 PM 0 People said what they thought
Labels: Crap Just Crap