Fellow Daters

Friday, September 26, 2008

Sex Sells

Going for the classy just my bra look.

Bathroom isn't the most sexy place.

Down girl.

Are you sure you're legal?

I love a girl that has a pole in the middle of her living room.

Going for the seducing silk shirt and nothing else.

Smurfette all grown up.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Picture Imperfect Zone

I always love "find a date" in a picture.
Yes the slutty Catholic High School girl look is still in.

It's pretty sad when the only good pic of you is you hugging two other men.

I guess she's already telling me who's going to wear the pants in the relationship.

There's probably a good story behind this costume.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Picture Imperfect

If you are going to put your face on the other shots you might as well do it with this one too.

Are you showing off your tat or that you wear a thong?

Yes having other men in your life is a huge turn on.

Showing that you're going to have a to share a bed with a pack of dogs may not be your best bet.

Friday, September 12, 2008

When Weird Becomes Common

She's a good girl to take home to mom.

Pictures with guys are becoming so common place I can't beleive it.

Even more common is the multiple girls in a picture. Are you so less than that you need some one else to sell you.

Look at my nose hairs. Aren't they magnificant.

I would think just showing the tattoo would be good enough.

Sex Sells

I'm looking to date you, but you can't know who I am.

If you're going to use sex you need to make sure the girls are there.

That's an interesting outfit.

Putting the best cheek forward.

Sex doesn't have to be dirty.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Just Plain Weird

OMG the bloody knife sticking out of your eye just makes me want to mount you here and now.

Letting the girls do your talking for you. (This was the only normal one of the bunch.)

If I got this look from across the table on the first date I would be scared. Lorena Bobbitt scared.

The very popular downward view gone horrible wrong.

Pictures Gone Wrong

Yes showing you me with my best friend will make you want me more.

If you can tie the stem in to a knot then you might have something.

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to sit this way?

Why are you on your table? Is there no other furniture in your home?

Friday, September 5, 2008

Welcome to the Bed of Love

I guess lying in bed in your underwear is a big indicator that your serious about wanting a date.

Really This Was Your Best Picture?

I'm not sure which one of you is looking for a date.

Well I hope it's not the guy. The ghost woman might be interesting though.

I see your favorite hobby is sleeping.


Really you want a date? The husband and the wedding ring aren't a problem either? Interesting.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Doormat looking for love

No Job? Never Call? Hate cats and/or dogs? YOU could be next!


Well, since I seem to have a very specific type, I'll just lay it out there.

I'm apparently really into the shiftless layabouts. If you are unemployed, unmotivated and possibly still live with your parents... you could be next in my long line of failed relationships! Just think of it... an educated woman to show you how things work (hey, I'm even handy around the house - you won't have to raise a finger!). A woman with drive, ambition and goals to contrast your utter lack of motivation. A girl with a thick skin who can roll with the punches and both dish out AND take jokes... I'll be happy to be the one who doesn't sugar-coat things so that you can blame ME for all of your hurt feelings and failures. It's probably even ALREADY my fault and you haven't even emailed me!

I am completely co-depedant, so you don't have to worry about me booting you to the curb over petty things (like finances, commitment or general civility). In fact, you could probably take my cash, sleep with another girl and then come over and break some things in my house and I'd just clean it up and continue along our path of destruction.

So if you're looking for a lady to use and abuse, I'm your girl! I have a house, a car, a life, friends, pets and my shit together. Please, I need some sort of zeitgeist in my life to screw all of this up! It's been way too long since I've been reminded of how awesome it is to be undervalued.
I'm over on minutes this month, otherwise I'd put my phone number up for you to call right away (either from your parents' landline or collect, from jail). So just email me and maybe we can work something out. Pick you up? Well, yeah, if you need me to! Williamsburg? No problem. It's only about an hour's drive. I don't mind one bit, I've got nothing but time!