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Always a classy pose with your tongue sticking out.

I always love a woman that gives me the finger. Reminds me of my mom.

Come join us in the dark.

This picture is giving me a headache. Almost all her pics were blurred.

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It'll be no problem taking her home to meet mom since she has great manners.

A picture of a picture? Why? It's not like you don't have a camera.

Whoa! Let me get my black light.

Ooo the whole Texas Chainsaw Massacre motif gets me all hot.

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That's right uh huh. A moustache and a goatee and I'd date you for sure.

Remember what your mother told you. If you can't find a nice man the old fashioned way then get one by showing off your thong.

No clothes is a bit extreme, but its a dog eat dog world out there.

That's a big smile and a lot of hands doing something.

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As everyone knows. The best way to get a man is to be pictured with another man. We love that shit.

It's the lady in red. I'm not quite sure what she's trying to say with the tongue. Maybe she's hot.

Okay someone forgot to tell this lady that when you take the picture in the mirror she can't have the phone in front of her face.

Intact?

Intact?

LOCATION: Norfolk

30-something female seeking to attract a compassionate intact man. Please email a bit about yourself, and if we seem to have things in common, I will email you back--pixs a plus! :)

The "F" Word

Seeking a PGILTF - 60

LOCATION: Chesapeake

Which, as you may know (but probably don't since someone has just made it up!) stands for Passionate Guy I'd Like to F--. And of course when I say F---, I mean. . . F--- as in Form a Lasting Relationship. F--- as in Forge an Intimate Partnership. and mostly. .. . F--- as in Fall In Love. What did you think I meant by F---? (Oh well, maybe that too.) I can't help it. Maybe it's because I'm passionate myself but I have a thing for passionate guys that makes me want to F--- them. Well not all of them. Really I'm looking to Forge, Form and Fall (once again, see above. That's what I mean by F---) with just one. To achieve that perfect F---, it would help if my passionate guy was smart, literate, witty and loving as am I. At least aware of culture and creativity as am I. And rugged as am. . .of course I'm not rugged, more like 5"2" and curvy, and appealing in a mature but smartcityoutgoing sort of way. Anyway, if you're a passionate guy clever enough to have gotten past the shock of my approach to discover the soul of this message, please do respond with your photo (sorry, no photo, no reply). And I will reply with a picture of myself in kind. Together we could be F---ing amazing.