Honesty, not always the best choice

LOCATION: Long Beach, CA

So what happened to all of the good men? Is there a shortage of them these days or are only the assholes left? I just wanna meet a nice, genuine, intelligent male. Of course he has to meet certain criteria: I prefer my men between the ages of 23-35, caucasian (sorry, it's just a preference), 5'10" and taller, and just have a good heart. About me: email me and I will tell ya if you are really interested. Good luck to everyone on here!!!

The Asshole Gene

Sassy, Loud, Sweet.. - 21

LOCATION: Portland

I'm Britney. Hi. :D I not actually sure what I'm looking for. I am sassy and upbeat most of the time, and I try not to dwell on the past to much. I like kittens, and books. I'm a dork. I like orchids and the summer time. I love having fun. I truly believe that if you do something that isn't fun, it's not worth doing. Life is way to short, and to waste those precious seconds on boring smile-less crusades. I love to write, even if they don’t mean anything, just putting my thoughts on paper is what I like. Now, the bad: I smoke cigarettes. I drink accusingly with my roommates. Not a bar kind of girl most of the time, but I could be persuaded if necessary. I’m looking for someone who challenge me, but isn’t an asshole. Now, I understand that most men can’t shake the asshole gene that they have been born with and I can forgive that most of the time. Taller then me is a must, but it’s not to hard since I am short. In the end, I actually looking for someone can actually have me on their mind more then, their job, or car, or ex-girlfriend.

WTF?

Not what I usually look for in my date, but hey that's me.

Transformers, it's not just toys from the 80s anymore - 37

Can you defeat me at Road Rage?
Adult Swim anyone?
How about bowling? -ok, I'm that not good in that department...

I'm a silly sort. But be prepared to talk Transformers at any given moment, and not just the recent movies. Transformers is part of my social network, it's not just a part-time hobby (I have about 500 of the toys -would had been more, but the economy has hit me pretty hard, gotta window shop toys for now). Perhaps you know someone who is also a collector/ fan,
Please let them know a fembot Transfan exist in Clark County!

You: single/ divorced between the ages of 27 and 38 I like white guys I like tallish
Clean cut, no long hair some tatoos are fine, piercings are not a turn on.
No smoking of any kind, no drug use at all
Must be a huge animal lover!

Me: checkah checkah out 5'4" green/ brown eyes thick dark brown, naturally spiral curly hair past my waist full lips curvy body no tatoos very soft skin glasses witty sense of humour and cheeky, too! Lastly, I do have 1 child, who lives part time with my ex husband. I date when he's not around. I'm not having any more children, mine's perfect, no need for do-overs!

LoL If you're still here, maybe you should click the blue link and respond, eh?

Picture Imperfect

At least clean your room up before you take a picture.

Never buy that cheap spray on tan.

Looking for that long, meaningful relationship.

That's right get your game face on.

Sex Sells in Dating

High class escorts available.

Wanna guess if I'm wearing panties?

New sugar daddy wanted.

The Y is open for business.

I need someone to help pay for my pole dancing classes. Maybe it's you?

Hate it when your date can't hold her alcohol.

The view is extra with the room.

This could be yours if the price is right.

Some Mystery is Good

HMMMM....WELL I'M JUST RETIRED FROM EXOTIC DANCING..A LONG CAREER THAT PAID ME VERY WELL AND I LUVED...LOOKIN TOBUY SOME LAND AND SETTLE INTO A ROUTINE AND DIG IN THE DIRT

I'M GETTING GOOD AT GARDENING AND HAVE HARVESTED SOME VEGGIES ALREADY...I HAVE A COUPLE OF BIG MELONS I'M PROUD OF

MY INTEREST IS TO FILL A BIT OF TIME AND HAVE FUN..WHEN AND IF THE TIME COMES I WILL DATE.....FREEDOM IS MORE IMPORTANT AT THIS TIME

BUT BEWARE....I AM MORE THAN A HANDFUL

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PIC YOU ARE MARRIED PROBABLY.....

THE ONE THAT GETS ME IS ....I'M BEING STALKED....OR...TO MANY WOMEN CALLING ME AND I HAD TO TAKE IT DOWN...SHEESH...GIMME A FRIGGIN BREAK