"sometimes" means that's a girl you can trust

"Hong Kong female, age 38, seriously looking for a good and sincere man for marriage. I am fun to be with sometimes."

Yeow! Strong Punishment

LOCATION: Virginia Beach

The ideal man-
-is interested in going out with someone new
-understands and enjoys meeting different women of all walks of life lets be honest does it matter how much i make or where i live or what i drive as long as when shes with you she treats you as if you walk on water
-understands that all the Halle's and Beyonce's are taken, and the regular descent looking women are on here are realizing she wont find LL Cool J or Tyson the model on here
-is not a liar and doesnt feel the need to because he realizes the best part of being a Man is being straight up and still being able to get the booty
-open-minded to the fact that women think money first
-knows that women are going to be hesitant to give you the prize... the goodies... if you are not willing to wine dine etc... understands that women feel that a man who will lie will cheat&steal he is a man with no honor n his punishment should be death

-understands his money is not needed but wanted
-understands when he puts out she will put out
-willing to acknowledge that if you dont want to invest you will most likely get the women who will bullshit you and get it in with the man who IS putting out
-understands that we dont want to hear your life story especially when it wont go further than datingor 98% of the time sexing... lets be real this isnt eharmony ... there will be no marriage
-realizes that time and money can impact future dates in many ways, none of them negative
-knows that woman isnt concerned with impressing you, and doesnt care what you have so you should spare all the details
-understands age is never a problem when you are dealing with men and women... not imposters -knows that most women dont need a coach and will automatically know the basics but understands women wont get offended if you tell her YOUR ways
-feels comfortable with who he is, be a MANLY MAN, CONFIDENT, and knows his age doesnt automatically qualify him as a man it is his CHARACTER who defines him if you are short and wide say that if you are balding at 23 say that if you are tall or chunky or have a little pecker SAY THAT women love a SWAG work what you have like everyone else is missing out!
-understands that women feel that a man who will lie will cheat&steal he is a man with no honor n his punishment should be death in case you dont know this is the answer to looking for the ideal woman

If you read this and you felt like i described you in detail... email me... I will be waiting

If you answer this ad, you deserve whatever you get

I don't know what I'm looking for, and I don't know why I filled this thing out. It mostly is killing time while it's so cold outside.

I have not met very many people since I moved here. I spend most of my time working and doing art at home. I live with a lot of people, I own a dog who is the love of my life. (try to beat that!)It would be nice to go on a date or something but my broken heart has kind of given up on anything real. [...]

I'm naughty and a bitch, I'm probably some poor boy (or girls) nightmare. But that's only if I'm feeling manic. And from time to time that does happen. But the truth is, I am me, and I would only want to meet people who would like to know me for who I am. So piss off if you only want to get laid. Unless your super hot. Haha, see I can be just as shallow as the next person.

Do I think anything will come of this? No. But what's the harm?

I WANT A BABY

Dear New York City:

I can't express enough how much I love the opportunity to experience new things and meet new people.

Oh, p.s. I WANT A BABY.

A little about me:

I love dancing (to attract men with whom to have a baby), reading (about babies), anything outdoors (where I can be seen by men who might want to impregnate me), and most water related activities (so I can have fun imagining what any potential babies in my stomach may one day experience.)

I love shopping (two reasons - I can look at everyone elses babies in the store, but, more importantly, I can buy clothing by which to lure potential sperm donors) and generally, just having a "good time" (thinking about babies).

I'm ideally looking for a friend with similar interests and personality (or not), with enough differences to challenge me to the next level, which, of course, involves having 3-4 babies.

XOXO,

Baby

i'm a crazy bitch

LOCATION: Philadelphia

i'm not your average girl. i don't look like every other girl on here.

i don't act like one. i can guarantee you i'm a hell of a lot more complex than the majority of them. i used to cut myself when i was younger. y'know, to get the pain i was feeling inside to show on the outside. some pathetic shit like that. i'm pretty much over that, but i still am not quite a happy-go-lucky person. i take antidepressants.

i'm extremely insecure and lonely. so i'd like to find a guy willing to take that kind of challenge on.

if i found someone who actually really was interested in learning about me, who showed an interest in my thoughts and feelings, i think i might fall over. of course i would do the same.

i just feel like i'll never find anyone who could put up with me. prove me wrong.

Is This Disturbing or is it Just Me?

fatherly lover.... - 46

LOCATION: Phoenix

Certainly there is a loving man between the ages of 46 to 55 who has the desire to provide fatherly love to a woman a way that he's perhaps only imagined until now. Together let's create the very nuturing, loving experiences we both crave. A very special understanding only we share...genuine loving replies will receive response.

Single, attractive bbw... non-smoker/drug user. Single only please.

How Horny Are You?

Knife Thrower

LOCATION: San Francisco

I am a hot and horny young woman with kind of a weird fetish...knife throwing. Yes, I said knife throwing. Don't worry, I have absolutely no desire to hurt you, nor will I. I recently moved to the Bay Area and I am just looking for a guy to have some knife-throwing fun with.

Here's what I want: you stand against the wall, in your place or mine, and I throw knives in your direction. I can get them within one inch of your head, shoulders, elbows, fingers and crotch without so much as a scratch. I have been practicing for a while and I never miss. I have only had two guys let me throw knives in their direction since I left Indiana. I guarantee you, I never hurt them and they did NOT regret it.

So, if you let me throw knives in your direction (I promise you won't be hit) you might be rewarded with my pussy.

Let me know if you are man enough for the job.