TMI

You may be getting a rise somewhere, but its not with me.

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It's all about choices. Having them is good, well except #3.

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A good mom who's prepared for the Apocalypse or a zombie attack.

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Damn those low riding jeans.

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I love women with more facial hair than me.

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Yeowzers! A woman who knows how to handle a gun.

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Being a good mother is always a quality I look for in a potential date.

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Looking for a new boyfriend. Will be available after 9.

Fleas?

Yeah this has some guy living in his parent's basement written all over it.

They're Creepy and Spooky

Forgot to take her meds I think.

Yes poking dead stuff always gets me hot.

The Pikachu Sutra. Hawt!!

At least she's honest about her likes.

Some cropping challenges here.

Well he'll have plenty of things to tell a therapist later in life.

Photoshop Challenged

I guess cropping is out of the picture.

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Putting your best cheek forward.

I'm hoping that's a piercing and not some weird growth.
I'm not quite sure what to say here except YEOWZERS!!!

Really? Is there no other picture of you.

The cult of the snake I see.

That's right. We don't need to see your face.

I see you have room for a man in your life.

Party on!

Nuff Said

It's amazing what people think will attract someone.

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I always look for a woman that likes to lick.

This woman said she was 39 and average.

I'm speechless.

Gotta love your friends.

What's a little breast munching between friends.

The happy couple. Wait she's looking for a long term relationship?

The one you can take home to your mom.

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Andy Warhol tribute profile.

Wow look at the size of those tires on her.

I hope she's as beautiful as this scene.

As long as you know.

This is just wrong for a dating profile. The son's hand is freaking me out!

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Just so you know I'm armed and dangerous.

It's a 2 for 1 profile. Save time and go out with 2 girls at once.

The discounted 2 for 1 profile.

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From the blooper reel.

Got to show off the tongue stud.

Ah the cute couple. Wait WTF?

Which one are you?

Good people skills.

I wear my sunglasses at night

I guess these women never heard that the eyes are the window into the soul.

Or maybe they did ...

She just added insult to injury with this picture. Yeah it screams LTR.