WTF?

Not what I usually look for in my date, but hey that's me.

Transformers, it's not just toys from the 80s anymore - 37

Can you defeat me at Road Rage?
Adult Swim anyone?
How about bowling? -ok, I'm that not good in that department...

I'm a silly sort. But be prepared to talk Transformers at any given moment, and not just the recent movies. Transformers is part of my social network, it's not just a part-time hobby (I have about 500 of the toys -would had been more, but the economy has hit me pretty hard, gotta window shop toys for now). Perhaps you know someone who is also a collector/ fan,
Please let them know a fembot Transfan exist in Clark County!

You: single/ divorced between the ages of 27 and 38 I like white guys I like tallish
Clean cut, no long hair some tatoos are fine, piercings are not a turn on.
No smoking of any kind, no drug use at all
Must be a huge animal lover!

Me: checkah checkah out 5'4" green/ brown eyes thick dark brown, naturally spiral curly hair past my waist full lips curvy body no tatoos very soft skin glasses witty sense of humour and cheeky, too! Lastly, I do have 1 child, who lives part time with my ex husband. I date when he's not around. I'm not having any more children, mine's perfect, no need for do-overs!

LoL If you're still here, maybe you should click the blue link and respond, eh?

Picture Imperfect

At least clean your room up before you take a picture.

Never buy that cheap spray on tan.

Looking for that long, meaningful relationship.

That's right get your game face on.

Sex Sells in Dating

High class escorts available.

Wanna guess if I'm wearing panties?

New sugar daddy wanted.

The Y is open for business.

I need someone to help pay for my pole dancing classes. Maybe it's you?

Hate it when your date can't hold her alcohol.

The view is extra with the room.

This could be yours if the price is right.

Some Mystery is Good

HMMMM....WELL I'M JUST RETIRED FROM EXOTIC DANCING..A LONG CAREER THAT PAID ME VERY WELL AND I LUVED...LOOKIN TOBUY SOME LAND AND SETTLE INTO A ROUTINE AND DIG IN THE DIRT

I'M GETTING GOOD AT GARDENING AND HAVE HARVESTED SOME VEGGIES ALREADY...I HAVE A COUPLE OF BIG MELONS I'M PROUD OF

MY INTEREST IS TO FILL A BIT OF TIME AND HAVE FUN..WHEN AND IF THE TIME COMES I WILL DATE.....FREEDOM IS MORE IMPORTANT AT THIS TIME

BUT BEWARE....I AM MORE THAN A HANDFUL

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PIC YOU ARE MARRIED PROBABLY.....

THE ONE THAT GETS ME IS ....I'M BEING STALKED....OR...TO MANY WOMEN CALLING ME AND I HAD TO TAKE IT DOWN...SHEESH...GIMME A FRIGGIN BREAK

Need a seragant mom? ? ?

Location: Columbia, SC

Hi im a 20 year old single white female. 5'11 blonde haird and fair complextion. Im offering to be a seragant mom. Im already a single mother to one and this will give me a chance to get things together for myself. I loved being pregnante. So if interested or want to know more email me thanks

Grooming Circle

Location: New York City

I am a woman seeking a group of 4-6 men to brush my hair in what i like to refer to as my "grooming circle."

I have not cut my hair since age 14. I am 5'8" and my nut-brown locks fall well past the small of my back, terminating just below the buttocks. I am 32 years old but often get i.d.'d when i buy wine spritzer by the case. I work in elder-care, and several of my male charges have described me as both "comely" and a "handsome woman." I used to permit these fellows to brush my hair until i was reprimanded by my superiors.

This is how the "grooming circle" works. I will distribute to each man a numbered brush from my array of fine boar's head bristle brushes (2 have ivory handles, 4 have tortoise shell). Each man will gather around me and take hold of a lock of hair approx 1/4 inch in diameter. Each man will then spread out from me in what i refer to as the "maypole formation." I will let out a long sigh as a signal to commence brushing in tandem. I may need to periodically give notes, and will refer to each man by brush number.

No Tugging.

Please do not suggest music.

We will be listening to the Gypsy Kings.

We will all be clothed. This is not overtly sexual in nature. You may take off your shoes but not your socks.

All I require is that you be of sound mind, have clean finger nails, no callouses, and a steady hand. A steady hand is essential to proper brushing rythmn.

or those first-timers who have never participated in a "grooming circle" before and are feeling nervous, I will offer you a ladyfinger soaked in peach schnopps to calm you. I also have wine spritzer if that is more to your taste. Again, there is nothing so offputting as an unsteady hand.

I will provide refreshments afterwords: ginger snaps, necco wafers, and fresca.

Do not bring in any outside brushes.

Please email me your responses and a photo of your hands.

--Lily

PS I have no grey hairs (at least not on my head).