That Says it All

LOCATION: Ottawa

I'm always happy, I have alot to be grateful for. I'm very spiritually fit, I pray to God every day, and thank him, as he's my rock..... I'm a big romantic, and proud of it...I believe in first impressions....says alot about a person.

And For Something Completely Different

LOCATION: Washington

About you sections are always so random.... *sigh* aaaanyway ignore the title its just funny.... soo yeah 26 chick, tattood piercings, crazy, wild, ima nerd, i play wow, I watch horror movies, and listen to loud music. if u wanna know anything else.. u must ask

Drugs are Bad, oh kay

LOCATION: Toronto

I'm not to sure what to say here, since I'm not sure what I'm really looking for. I figure it's a new year, why not try new things? Corny, yes.. but well true. I would prefer to meet someone who lives in the city. If you live in the suburbs, it probably won't work since I hate commuting and try to live as close to work as possible. I'm a fun, free spirited person who enjoys passionate debates about well... almost anything and everything. I'm also an information junkie.. That is my biggest vice, I guess.

Originality at its Best

LOCATION: Ontario

Are you tired of all those friendships that never actually come close to reality? Well here is a series of promises that really speak true friendship.. 1: When you are sad: I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ***tard who made you sad.. 2: When you are blue: i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.. 3: When you smile: i will know you finally got laid.. 4: When you are scared: I will rag on you every chance I get.. 5: When you are worried: I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.. 6: When you are confused: I will use little words.. 7: When you are sick: Stay the hell away from me until you are well again..I dont want whatever you have.. 8: This is my oath: I pledge it to the end..Why?..you may ask,because you are my friend.. REMEMBER: A GOOD FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE..A REALLY GOOD FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE A BODY.. LET ME KNOW IF I EVER NEED TO BRING A SHOVEL..

PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED READ IT AND WEEP LOL

GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE,THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CANNOT ACCEPT,AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE THE BODIES OF THOSE PEOPLE I HADTO KILL TODAY BECAUSE THEY PISSED ME OFF.

AND ALSO, HELP ME TO BE CAREFUL OF THE TOES I STEP ON TODAY AS THEY MAY BE CONNECTED TO THE ASS THAT I MAY HAVE TO KISS TOMMOROW LOL

HELP ME TO ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK...12% ON MONDAYS23% ON TUESDAYS40% ON WEDNESDAYS20% ON THURSDAYS5% ON FRIDAYSAND HELP ME TO REMEMBER.....WHEN HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY,AND IT SEEMS THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PISS ME OFF,THAT IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES TO FROWN ANDONLY 4 TO EXTEND THE MIDDLE FINGER AND TELL THEM TO BITE ME!!

You Know You're Texting Too Much When ...

hello again, well am single mum of 2, thts jst lookin for gen guys 2 hav a chat n get 2 no, bn on ere a year n oh boy wot a laff, am a thin attractive gen lass with a good sense of humor, am a busy mum bt do lyk 2 let my hair down 2 with girls bn single 4 years had a few triels,lol, bt no wot am lookin for, maybe as a like single life 2 much who no's, no pervs please sick of sayin dnt do tht kinda chat guys, x

Spell Check and Know Your Picture

LOCATION Tennessee

I love working. I'm very endependt. I like doing thang go out I have 3 kids from age 16 to 15 too boys and one girl I'm divorced. tierd of being alone. I like a honest openes thats how I am and like to have some one like that im out going i dislike some one that cant be out going im not one to stay home all the time i like some one thats not afrad to showe there emsoins like say wat u wont and do it im not much on shyness love to cook i look at life as it cames i want some one to share my life with an have fun doing it life is short so y take it 4 granted live life to its fullnes and smile so if u like my pro or would like to no more about me emaile me i have a pic so just ask me i just havent put it on here yet

Yes I'm That Easy

LOCATION: Toronto

El amor es la llave que abre todas las puertas.

Looking For Someone kind and affectionate with a big sense of humor and nice lips who can challenge me to live every moment with gusto and without fear.... salud!

smarter than me= exxtra points take.

the leap.People will forget what you said, People will forget what you did, ...but people will never forget how you made them feel. feeling is everything.

fatal weakness*** I am such a total sucker for brown eyes, great eyebrows and soul patch/goatees !!

Be nice to me and I will make you a licuado in the morning so good it will make you cry. yep. THAT good.