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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Waiting for Ya.

In search of that dude who can/will start drinking at 2pm. (I like to go to bed early)

I'm looking for a guy who has hair that is short (not too short) but kinda long (but not too long, you know?)- no gel, if you please!

non-vegans need not apply.

Sexual interaction would consist of dry humping only. (not willing to negotiate on this one, fellas)

Dates would involve music, blunts, and of course dry humping*.

1 People said what they thought:

Beth said...

Some guy should reply, "I'm looking for a girl kinda like you...but not too much like you. Sorry."