Fellow Daters

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

You are Now Entering the Twilight Zone

men are from mars women are from venus - 29 (95 northbound lane)


marriage could hv been a perfect word ,I do not know you but I have missed you all of my life. I am getting to a point where I want to meet you and I can't help but wonder when and how that will be. I want to know where you are from and where you are going. I want to know your name and see your face and recognize you. I want to know what you want to be and where I fit into to that. I want to know what experiences you have had that have shaped you and what experiences you still crave. I'm curious as to how you see the world and am eager to hear about everything I have missed up until now. When I was younger I used to think alot about who you'd be and when I'd meet you. I thought about what I would say and what we would talk about. I always knew that when I found you, we would be so comfortable with each other that it would just be easy. I think you will bring out a part of me that I have only caught glimpses of and have really liked. Lately I have become more impatient and and have questioned whether you exist. There is space in my life for you that I am keeping open, but I want to know you'll be there soon. I have been growing so much over the last few years and I know I will be easier to recognize because of that. I am becoming the person you are looking for but if we meet too soon, please understand I might not be there yet. What can I do to be that person? How can I make sure you'll recognize me? I want to know what you're doing right now and if you're getting to the point where you wonder about me. I don't know if there is only one person out there for me, but I know that you are going to mean so much to me that it will seem that way. I am generally very self sufficient but I am no longer enough for me. I'm not saying you have to fill a void but I miss you and I don't even know you yet. I find myself wanting your advice, your company, your comments, your perception, your love, your touch, your respect and your longing glances. I'm trying to fight the impatience but I know one day, I will not be able to handle being without you. I have seen many people fall in love with those who have been right under their nose for years. I can't help but wonder if we will be that way. Perhaps I already know you, maybe I've thought of you already today, maybe we had lunch or maybe we have yet to meet. I will not settle, I am far too deliberate in my life and I don't want to waste my time. The opposite of love is indifference and that is the worst emotion to feel about someone. I think I'll know when I find you and so far I haven't had the right feeling but I cannot doubt myself on this. I'm tired of dating, I want to date you. I know you are incredibly smart because it's what I find most attractive. I know you are kind and sweet and passionate and maybe (hopefully) even a bit nerdy. You're sexy and clever and funny and can keep my attention without even trying because you challenge me. I know you like to travel and want to go to new places together. I know I will be so proud of what you have done with yourself that I will brag and embarrass you, I'm sorry for that. You'll love my friends I promise, I think they too can't wait to meet you. So in the meantime, I am waiting for you. I will always wait for you, but please...... try not to take your time. I'm going to continue on the path I'm on and trust it will cross with yours when the time is right. I'm not sure what sort of temptations I will encounter along the way, but I promise I will do my best. I have this picture of our life together in my head and sometimes I catch a glimpse of other people living it and I know our time will come. I don't care if everything turns out like I think they will, what are the chances of that anyway, but I know we will be happy. We will complement each other and I can't wait to learn from you. Like I said, I'll be here. I want you now, but I know you are worth the wait.

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She's looking for honest men. With those pants undone all she's going to
find are honestly horny men.

You mean to tell me that this is the best picture you have.

I think this poster graced my friend's closet door.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Am I Reach Enough?

sexsy woman looking for a rich man, age not an issue - 40 (I will go anywhere)

LOCATION: Virginia Beach

I am looking for that reach man that doesn't mind spending money on me. A professional will do, or even a successful business man. I am a very nice looking woman, looking for a serious relationship with the man that has enough money and knows how to treat a lady. Once the relationship will be established I may even have sex on regular bases with my man. I look forward to hear from you.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Penniless Love

Unemployed Broke Girl Seeks Same for Friendship Maybe More

LOCATION: Fort Collins

In an effort to appease my best friend I am finaly posting a personal ad on Craigslist. I have tried explaining to her that I don't currently have a whole lot to offer a potential mate. She scoffs and informs me that I am a great person and that I should at least make an effort.

Here it is. This is my effort: I am an unemployed single female seeking a fun guy for friendship and maybe more. I don't want to feel like a leech, desperately clinging to a guy with a fancy schmancy office job (complete with health insurance!) because he can pay for things. I want an equal. A true partner. Being unemployed and broke together as opposed to apart will probably help to boost our self-esteem.

Don't worry about taking me anywhere fancy on our first date. I completely understand that the best you can do is inviting me to your studio apartment for some Ramen. I won't mind at all that we sit on orange crates and that an empty cable spool is our table. I will gladly stand on one foot with one foil wrapped hand tightly gripping your television antenna as my other arm reaches towards the window so that we can watch a very scratchy Simpsons rerun. I totally understand that you can't afford cable right now. Don't worry, I can't either! If things go well, perhaps we'll have a second date.

This time, you can come over to my place. Don't get any ideas though. Remember, niether one of us can afford condoms. I'll make you Ramen and after we're done eating we can search under my couch cushions for change. Maybe we'll come up with enough to buy a piece of gum from the gas station across the street. We'll have to split it though, because I'm not sure that there is enough change for two double bubbles in my couch. Don't worry about running out of activities just because we're both broke and unemployed.

There are plenty of things that we can do together that don't cost any money at all:
- Use my neighbor's internet connection to cruise craiglist's "free stuff" for items that we might be able to sell on ebay.
- Steal toilet paper from public restrooms when we can't afford to buy any.
- Go for walks.
- Go for more walks.
- Have competitions to see who lost the most weight last week when they couldn't afford any food.
- Offer to clean people's windshield's at gas stations for the tip.
- I'm sure you can think of even more!!!

About two weeks before the end of every month I will expect you to sit on street corners with me as I pathetically attempt to make up rent money buy "playing" the guitar. (If you actually know how to play the guitar, I'll definitely write you back!)

If you happen to get a job while I am still unemployed, don't worry. It will be quick and painless to break up with me. I'll feel really crappy about no longer being equal to you and in order to cheer me up you can take me out for a few drinks. Due to the lack of food in my stomach, it will only take about two beers for me to get completely shit-faced and start crying about how I don't want to lose you to your co-workers and asking "who will sit with me on street corners now!?"

While I am in this dependent and pathetic state you can take me back to my apartment and finally sleep with me (using the condoms you just bought with your first paycheck). Slip out the door after I pass out and never call me again. I won't try to call you back. After all, by then my phone will have been completely shut off due to lack of payment.

All I ask is that if you ever see me on the street corner, still trying to figure out how to play my guitar, leave a dollar in my hat. I am eager and excited to find my new (albeit temporary) partner!

Your pic gets mine!

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I know sex sells, but not for quality dates.
See I'm friendly and open.

My tongue just loves sliding over your head.

I'm dripping wet for you.

Monday, April 21, 2008

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The fogs rolling in.

Just a litlle tongue.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Do the Math

Looking for bad boy outside/good boy ins - 27


I am twice divorced. Yes, I still believe in marriage. I have three grown daughters, and three grandkids. I love tattoos and piercings. Yes, I have some ; ). Also, I am really not trying to be a bi*** here but I dont care if you have a Harley, it is not impressive to me, BMW however is. I am tall, so short wont work for me, please if you are 58" or shorter, it wont work. I know what I want and yes, I have my sh** together. I dress nice and I smell so good. If that is all too intimidating for you, dont bother me. I like a man who is a man. I hate having to make the decisions and be the boss in a relationship. I dont look my age and really cant see myself with someone who looks like my grandfather, trying to be honest not hurt anyones feelings. This is really hard to tell you all about me in this little box.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

23? Really?

Can you beat Bowser? - 23

LOCATION: Manhattan

I'm looking for a real man who can beat bowser on super mario brothers on super nintendo. can you do it? If so, contact me and we can play. Then we can do other fun things. Be my Mario and save me like the princess.

Just Put Your Best Foot Forward

Cute, Curvy And Slightly Unstable

LOCATION: Manhattan

I can think of plenty of other more "colorful" adjectives to describe me, but I don't think its fair to spoil the surprise before you get to know me for yourself. Responses containing wit, sarcasm, and intelligence will get slightly special treatment over the rest of the slackers...not that I won't probably respond to those too.

Say What?

A peculiar idea: - 21

LOCATION: Manhattan

I am recently out of a blooming relationship that ended abruptly due to his heroin abuse and refusal to allow me to help him stop doing drugs.

I am a very nurturing young woman, attractive, thoughtful, tender and warm, and after a failed attempt at protecting a man from himself I desire somebody to soothe.

You don't have to be disturbed, just enjoy being taken care of. The more frail you are, the better, I am not dominating or violent, I don't want your money, and I don't want to have sex with you.

I am looking for a quiet, gentle involvement with somebody who I can provide comfort and tenderness for. Creative minds are particularly sought.

If this sounds like something you are interested in, please respond with a bit about yourself, your ideas and interests, and a photo. I will reply with mine.

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I think the picture speaks for itself.

I think your unzipped.

Would you like to touch my monkey?

Monday, April 14, 2008

Isn't This How They Catch Pedophiles?

Do you like much younger women?

LOCATION: Los Angeles

Do you find yourself attracted to your daughter's friends, or the girls that she goes to school with? Ever wish you could approach a much younger 18-22 year old girl and see if there might be chemistry? Well I am opposite side, noticing the older men/father figures who seem to look but never say hello. I guess this is what makes craigslist so neat is that you can actually write out what you want without having to risk being embarrassed or shy. Anyway, if you are a gentlemen in the situation I described, say hello.

One Way to Get a Free Trip to LA


LOCATION: Los Angeles

Hello i am an young Dominican Mixed Girl that lives iN Newark Delaware lookinq for a serious relationship and someone to acept me for who i am also for someone to treat me like the princesa that i am i'm 5'0 169lbs brown skined i prefer latins because thats my race but it really doesnt matter also no one over age 27 unless you seriously dont care about age. please email me with a picture and i will do the same. muchas gracias ;)


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Taking your picture while you're hung over probably isn't the best thing to do.

I just want to know WTH is that on her chest? It looks like armor.

Now this lady liked this picture so much she had it done in several different colors on her profile.

This is Chemistry? I Thought it was a Stick Up

Sparks and chemistry!


Seeking someone who is generous and giving with his attention and abilities, while understanding the needs of a woman mentally, physically and financially. Prefer a mutually beneficial exclusive friendship to include fun and intimate times, with a man who is confidant, professional, passionate, extroverted or outgoing, intelligent, charismatic, energetic, witty, motivating, athletic/in shape, financially stable, giving and discerning. Enjoy men who know themselves inside and out regarding his needs and wants, and is forthcoming about getting them met, and has many ways of saying thank you on a part time basis. Want to enjoy a strong connection and communication with one who is interested in sparks and chemistry. Not interested in marriage, responsibilities of full time relationship, one night stands or hook ups, drama or psychos, further will NOT relent on cleanliness, d/d free, discretion, and safety.

As for me I can promise to be all of things I am looking for above, late 30’s, as well as beautiful, HWP exactly, attentive, commanding in presence, sophisticated, classy, above average, adventurous, experimental and slightly spoiled. Though I am fairly easy going, I also enjoy many of the finer things in life and can be demanding and inscrutable at times. I am professionally and personally successful, lead a full social life having no time for games. Very discriminating, no under 30 and no women. Please send G-rated photo for a reply.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Oh Boy

I can't wait to take her home to meet Mom.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Yes I Would Like to Buy Some Swamp Land in Florida


This woman says she's 39 and average. Someone is going to be REALLY disappointed when they meet.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

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Aaaawwww the happy couple. Wait she's looking for a LTR. WTF?

I'm speechless on this one.

I don't want anyone to know I'm dating online.

Win a date with 2 girls instead of one.

The Older Gold Digger

Benefactor willing and able to support shoe addiction! (Wherever!)


Seeking someone who is generous and giving with his time, attention and assets, while understanding the needs of a woman mentally, physically and financially. Prefer a mutually beneficial exclusive companion to include friendship, fun and intimate times with a man who is confidant, professional, passionate, extroverted or outgoing, intelligent, charismatic, energetic, witty, fun, athletic/in shape, financially stable, giving and discerning. Enjoy men who know themselves inside and out regarding his needs and wants, and is forthcoming about getting them met, as well as willing and able to share his best qualities on a part time basis. Want to enjoy a strong connection and communication with one who is interested in sparks and chemistry. Not looking for marriage, a full time relationship, a one night stand or hook up, drama or psychos, further will NOT negotiate on cleanliness, d/d free, discretion, safety and safe sex. Am adventurous and experimental, but I draw the line at serious pain, underage, drugs or non-required bodily functions. As for me I can promise to be all of things I am looking for above, late 30’s, as well as beautiful, HWP exactly, attentive, commanding in presence, sophisticated, classy, above average and slightly spoiled. Though I am fairly easy going, I enjoy many of the finer things in life and can be demanding and inscrutable at times. I am professionally and personally successful, lead a full social life having no time for games. If you understand what I am looking for and have interest in connecting, respond back with what you have in mind and pic! Age and race not a factor, but do have discriminating standards, please be everything and more!!

Monday, April 7, 2008

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I tell you women must be reading this blog because it's getting a lot harder to find the bizarre out there.

Now unless your looking for a stud or bitch for your dogs this doesn't really help as your main pic.

Ms. Purple

While cute. You need to have another picture in your profile of YOU.

Hey lady there's a guy 2 feet away from you checking you out.

I'm hoping it's not the bride because that really sends the message you want to get married.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Ready for Dating

Well hey there - 19

LOCATION: Hartford

I'm a 23 year old White Female. I'm naturally a blonde, but I just got out of a unhealthy relationship and part of my change was dying my hair burgundy. OK Here goes, In March 2007 I met a man on here when I was looking for a date to my sisters wedding,(you know who you are) up until 2 weeks ago, we were together and I thought extremely happy despite all of the trials and rough times we had gone through. When I met him, I thought he was single, charming, extremely attractive, successful, sexually, everything was amazing. Just his touch would send tingles down my spine. When he would look into my eyes, i would melt and when he would put his arms around me I felt safe, and he had a personality to make you fall head over heals. When we were together it was like everything in the world disappeared except the two of us, I really was floating on cloud 9. 6 months ago i found out one day that he had another girlfriend on the side who was pregnant, but they had ended the relationship months earlier because when she told him she was pregnant he made up all of these horrible lies and kept her strung along. OK, I forgave him for that. Then 2 days later, I get a phone call from what I thought was his cell phone, and on the other line was his wife. I found out he had been with this woman for 13 years and has 4 children. I was pissed, there was no getting over that right then. I broke up with him and his wife left him and she took the kids and filed for divorce. After I met her, I knew I had to talk to him to get only the answers he could give me. Well, like a dumbass, I took him back despite everyone telling me not to. I had faith that he was just unhappy in his marriage like he told me, and I thought he could change, and had potential to be the wonderful man i originally thought he was. So I accepted everything, didn't forget it. I was encouraging of him to spend more time with his kids, offering to even take him to do so. I was there for him physically, emotionally if he needed to talk or cry or anything he needed. I was there financially when I could be since he was paying so much out in child support. Things were really getting better I thought, he had started to include me in his life too, spending time with his family as well. He told me he was in love with me and that he had not said that to anyone since his ex wife. I took him to work everyday, brought him lunch everyday, picked him up from work everyday. I rearranged my everyday activites based on his schedule, even when he got hurt at work and needed me to take him to doctors appontments, physical therapy, or anywhere else he needed to go because his ex wife took the car when she left. I blew my friends off for months, and included him in every activity with my family. I encluded him in my life completely, and I had myself believing nothing else mattered as long as he was in my life, I loved him( I do love him, it doesn't go away overnight).I listened to the lies he told me about his ex wife, and my family was strung along for the ride as well as myself. 2 weeks ago, he breaks up with me because his ex wife called and he told me all of these lies that made me think that she used the kids to guilt him into coming back to her. I lost it, between all of the lies and the confusion, and my heart breaking into peices, I ended up in the hospital. He has yet to even contact me. I can't believe I was with someone so cold, manipulative, etc. Well anyways, so here I am mainly just writing this to help myself deal with everything. SO, at this point, Im not ready to rush right into another relationship, im extremely cautious of men at this point. But I am looking to make a new friend, to see where things go. I'm 5'5, green eyes, I'm full figured, 4 tattoos, 1 peircing, professional, enjoy lots of activites, clubs, music, movies, outdoors activites, traveling, conversation. Let's just say that Honesty is one of my main keys, im honest, but apparently seem to find the dishonest men. Im huge on communication, respect, trust, and the one thing that draws me to someone is their personality. So, if you are interested in making a new friend, and you aren't married, dont have other girlfriend on the side, then email me with a picture and we'll see where things lead.

Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Game

all dressed up and no one to go with

LOCATION: Hartford

Hello, first I want to say I hate this whole dating thing, but we have to do it to meet people right/? I am a single mother of a beautiful 3 yr old. She is the best thing that has ever happened to me and the light of my life. But, Im looking to share my life with someone who is my best friend through thick and thin and the love of my life.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

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Here's a real classy woman for you.

Someone must have told her that red was the color of love.

This as your main picture screams that you think you're ugly.

Same here, but at least the smiley face if cool.